In Case of Hooks, Part 10: "The Hook Night"
In case of no more waffles, drive reboot-friend back to his house.
If you drop reboot-friend off at his house, be surprised to see your presumed-dead ex-best-friend there too.
If your ex-best-friend is playing reboot-friend's father, he must be making a cameo appearance in the reboot.
If your ex-best-friend acts like he doesn't know you, he must be a real method actor.
If your ex-best-friend continues acting, he'll probably ask his son why he is hanging out with a hook-handed homeless man.
If he's more concerned about his son hanging out with a homeless man than the fact that his son has no hands, he's probably not a great dad.
If he's not a good dad, try calling child protective services, but give up because you don't have your hook-hand-operable phone.
If you don't have your hook-hand-operable phone, you might as well drive reboot-you to his house so that you can use his landline.
In case the reboot audience is getting restless from the lack of action scenes, take a motorcycle and do some crazy stunts along the way.
If this reboot is skewing towards a younger audience, play a popular current song while doing the crazy motorcycle stunts.
In case of arrival at reboot-you's house, his house may be burned to the ground.
If his house is burned to the ground, that’s too bad, because now you’ll never get to see what the new set for your house would have looked like.
In case of burned house so early in the adventure, this reboot is clearly going in a different direction than your story did.
If this reboot is going in a different direction, maybe you messed things up by intervening instead of staying in character as a hobo.
In case of messing things up, you should probably try and make things right.
In case of making things right, ask reboot-you if he wants to be your sidekick, Hooks-For-Hands Boy.
If Hooks-For-Hands Boy reminds you that he has top-billing in the reboot, accept playing the crazy old mentor character instead.
In case of accepting a smaller role, ask if you can at least be on the poster.
If offered a spot on the international poster and the back of the DVD case (but not the Blu Ray), you should probably settle for that.
If the deal is settled, search through the smoking remains of the kitchen for any surviving waffle mix.
If waffle mix found, celebrate with some slightly toasty waffles.