In Case of Hooks, Part 2: "The Hook Identity"
In case of big "nooooo," beware of mad scientist escaping.
If mad scientist escapes, begin playing exciting chase-scene music.
In case of exciting chase-scene music, chase.
If chase leads to city streets, highjack motorcycle.
If opportunity to perform cool motorcycle stunt arises, perform cool motorcycle stunt.
If motorcycle stunt goes wrong, slowly walk away with back turned to motorcycle while it explodes behind you.
In case of motorcycle explosion, a fire may be started, so use rocket-hook to blast open a fire hydrant and douse anyone engulfed in flames.
If burning civilians are safely extinguished, be considered a hero.
In case of new-found fame, be photographed by spunky girl who has just gotten job at local paper and is eager to prove herself.
In case of photograph, strike a heroic pose.
If asked for name by small child, come up with something cool-sounding but with some sort of rocket-hook-hands-related pun.
In case of new designation as rocket-hook-handed hero, consider costume options.
If costume options seem too expensive, recall that you gave all of your money to that homeless man.
If homeless man refuses to return money, threaten to rocket-hook him.
If homeless man continues to refuse, even under threat of rocket-hooking, consider cheap costume such as white t-shirt with name written on it.
In case of interview by reporter, conceal secret identity to protect your elderly aunt who lives at home.
If tricked by clever reporter and secret identity is revealed, rocket-hook reporter to prevent story from getting out.
In case of sleepiness due to long day of rocket-hooking, return home and take nap.