In Case of Hooks, Part 8: "Hooks In Boots"
If Fire-For-Hands Man is gone, go home.
If you return to a pile of rubble, remember that your house burned down.
In case of homelessness, locate that hook-handed hobo who took your money so long ago.
If you find that hook-handed hobo, ask if he needs a roommate.
If he doesn't need a roommate, it's probably because he doesn't have any rooms.
If he doesn’t have any rooms, ask him how he became homeless in the first place.
If he became homeless due to his old house being burned down by a pyromaniac, ask why he didn’t put out the fire.
If he didn’t put out the fire because he was napping to celebrate defeating his ex-friend, ask why he and his ex-friend were fighting.
If he and his ex-friend were fighting because he left his ex-friend for dead earlier, ask where he left his ex-friend for dead earlier.
If he left his ex-friend for dead in the lab of a mad scientist, ask what happened in the lab of the mad scientist.
If the mad scientist gave him hooks for hands, ask him how he ended up captured by a mad scientist in the first place.
If he was captured while looking for a back-alley hospital, ask why he was looking for a back-alley hospital.
If he was looking for a back-alley hospital because he had no hands to cover his head with, ask why he was covering his head.
If he was covering his head, there was probably a fire.
In case of fire, hook-handed hobo may be the original Hooks-For-Hands Man.
If hook-handed hobo is the original Hooks-For-Hands Man, you may actually be in a reboot.
If you’re homeless, realize that you are now a hook-handed hobo too.
If you are now a hook-handed hobo too, realize that your own story is being rebooted.